Viral
The main chaos route: keep feeding confrontation headlines until park panic goes fully viral.
Photograph: Escalating circle vs square fights after the first scare
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Use this page as your Say Cheese endings checklist. Tick each of the twelve in-game collection finales as you unlock them. Progress is stored in your browser with the same localStorage key as the homepage and endings hub — so ticks sync across those pages on this device.
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Menu names in order: Viral, Cricket, TV, Breaking News, Reverse, Scared, Good, Peace, Hat, Eyes Closed, Say Cheese, Follow the Money.
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The main chaos route: keep feeding confrontation headlines until park panic goes fully viral.
Photograph: Escalating circle vs square fights after the first scare
Open guideSkip human drama. Make the insect the entire news cycle before confrontations take over.
Photograph: The tiny cricket in the grass (early)
Open guideLoop the park television into the news cycle until the broadcast eats its own feed.
Photograph: The park television monitor, repeatedly
Open guideStarve the newsroom of park footage. Five clean empty-grass photos force a fabricated broadcast.
Photograph: Blank lawn / empty scenery ×5
Open guidePack seven visitors into a single group photo to flip the usual narrative.
Photograph: Seven park visitors in one wide frame
Open guideTunnel-vision on the victim. Repeated scared-circle shots make the broadcast obsess over dread.
Photograph: Frightened circle close-ups (no aggressive square)
Open guideBroadcast hope: photograph the corner rescue instead of feeding hostility.
Photograph: Square rescuing two visitors in a park corner
Open guideSteer coverage toward calm interactions until the park settles into a peaceful broadcast.
Photograph: Calm / cooperative park moments (not fights)
Open guidePhotograph the Hat Man immediately on arrival. Hesitate and a bad/chaos path can steal the run.
Photograph: Hat Man the moment he arrives
Open guideA precision portrait route — catch eyes closed cleanly without turning the shot into a fight headline.
Photograph: A visitor portrait with eyes closed
Open guideLand a clean smiling portrait on cue — the namesake finale.
Photograph: A clear smiling portrait
Open guideCatch the suit-linked payoff on camera before fights monopolize every headline.
Photograph: The bribe / cash payoff before panic owns headlines
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